Mobile valeting in London

Valeting, the way it should arrive

A mobile valet used to mean a van, a generator and a hose across your pavement. The Yikes version is quieter and cleaner: a cargo e-bike that arrives with everything on board, zero emissions on the journey, using about a quarter of the water of a typical mobile wash.

The work itself is old-fashioned in the best way: careful hand washing with clean mitts and fresh water, interiors vacuumed and wiped down properly, wheels and tyres finished, glass done inside and out.

Pick your level

The Essential Inside and Out (£61, £49 members) is the everyday valet: exterior wash, wheels, glass, tyres, interior vacuum and wipe down. The Deluxe Inside and Out (£71, £56 members) covers every surface for a proper showroom finish.

If the inside needs rescue rather than a refresh, the Full Interior Detail (£130, £104 members) deep cleans, shampoos, steams and protects every interior surface, lifting pet hair, stains and odours. There is a full menu of interior and exterior options on the services page, and a 2 year ceramic coating when you want the finish to last.

Why regulars use us

Because the maths works. A trip to a valeting arch costs the ticket, plus fuel, plus a surrendered parking space, plus the best part of an hour. A Yikes valet costs the ticket. Your car stays put, your space stays yours, and the Members Club (£18 a year) takes 20 percent off every single visit with a free spray wax each time.